Halloween Spookfest

Popping out of trashcans, hiding in leaves, and wearing spooky masks could only be one time of year. Looking for the perfect Halloween prank? They are all right here.

Who doesn’t love scaring treat-or-treaters? The classic prank is to sit on your porch absolutely still, in a costume of course, and wait for the kids to come up and grab candy. You reach out, grab their arm, and they take off running. Sometimes, if you’re lucky, the kid will hit you with their candy bag too.

Raking leaves is a typical fall activity, for most. Kids like to play in the leaves, and adults like to hide in the leaves. When your family goes out to rake up the big pile you jump out and they will paranoid for many seasons of raking to come.

No one hates trick-or-treaters more than the ones that take more than a few pieces at a time. One way to solve that problem is to place the candy outside and watch from window. When they start to be greedy just start yelling at them and screaming, they run away almost every time. This will work until you get the cocky kids, who are too old to be getting free candy anyway. They are almost always the reason why you can’t leave your candy alone on the porch.

If you wanted to play a more ‘adult’ trick hiding in your friend’s house is definitely the answer. There is nothing more terrifying than going home and having someone pop out of your closet. I think everyone is afraid of being stalked in their own home, but some people are too tough to admit it. Well let me say, when a dude in black clothes and a crazy mask jumps out of your closet while just laying on your bed, you will be scared!

Halloween is definitely the holiday of holidays for the pranksters of the world and these are just a few ways to make the day “special”.

'Desperate' for More

Bree has stooped so low as to hide her daughter’s pregnancy by strapping on a pregnancy pillow every morning. If you are that embarrassed about your daughter’s teenage pregnancy you should just ship her off for good. Bringing the baby back after it is born is just asking for trouble. Now Danielle thinks she wants to raise the child herself, what is Bree going to tell everyone now that they think she is pregnant? Another lie, to follow the others that make up the web of vicious lies she has weaved.

Lynette is running for president against the newest troublemaker on Wisteria Lane, Catherine. A new gay couple has placed a roaring fountain in their front yard and has caused some neighborly disputes so these two women both think they have the answers. Lynette doesn’t want her kids’ tree house torn down so she is supporting the thing all her neighbors hate. And Catherine wants to win over her new neighbors so she is going to do what they want until her “secret” is hidden, for sure.

Carlos is stuck in the middle, of two women. Edi Britt gave Carlos monogrammed balls to “go golfing.” Little did she know that Gabby seduced him into a romantic weekend at a hotel. What Edi doesn’t know is that Carlos is Gabby’s new “boy toy.” The divorced couple is having an affair. Wouldn’t the smart thing be to have just stayed married and stop sneaking around?

Moral of this show: never underestimate the power of blackmail.

Top 10 spooky hotels

With Halloween just around the corner, I thought it might be fun to write a post of some haunted hotels in America. Hopefully after reading this you'll think twice before choosing where you will spend the over-night stay.
About.com composed a list of top 10 most haunted hotels in America. Although all these places are great for experiencing the ghostly phenomenas, I believe the top 2 hotels on the list will give visitors the most thrilling experience.

1. Myrtles Plantation (St. Francisville, Louisiana)
The story began with a slave named Cloe who became her master's mistress. But when the affair ended, Cloe began to eavesdrop on the family. When she was caught, not only the family threw her back onto the field but they also cut her ear off. Cloe wanted to go back into the family badly and she had a plan. In the birthday cake she prepared for the family, Cloe added a tad of poison hoping that she'll be asked to take care of the children once they eat the cake. The plan worked. Cloe was asked back into the house to nurse them when the two children and mother grew extremely sick. But soon the kids and mother died. The other slaves were scared of master's furious reaction so they dragged Cloe out of the house and hung her.
Today visitors can still see the ghost of Cloe, two children and the mother wandering around the house. There are also other ghostly activity witnessed:

-Bloody hand prints on walls
-Fingerprints on mirror
-A French woman wanders from various rooms in search of something/someone
-A ghost playing the same chord continuously at the grand piano
-Portrait of an unknown man that expresses expressions (Personally I can take all kinds of horror, but animate portraits really gets me).
-Girl who appears before thunderstorms, and much more.

2. Queen Mary Hotel (Long Beach, California)
Queen Mary is the "hot spot" for spirits to hang around. One of the reasons why Queen Mary is to haunted is because about 50 people had die on the ship. The hotel was originally used in the war. Winston Churchill traveled on the ship three times before his death (many people reported that they sometimes smell cigar smoke- Churchill lived his life off cigars). There various ghostly activity going on in all different parts of the ship.

-In the First Class Swimming Pool visitors had witnessed the ghost of two woman who drowned there.
-The changing room aside from the pool contains negative energy and when there are less visitors, the ghost of a little girl can also be spotted.
-The ghost of a woman in white dress and be spotted in the ship's salon.
-In the First Class Suites there stands a man in 1930s who once stayed in the room.
-Ghosts of children playing can be seen in the Forward Storage Room.
-On the walls of Bosun's Locker visitors can hear pounding and screaming from the 300 sailors who drowned during the war.
-The kitchen of Queen Mary is the death place of a cook in WWII. He was stuffed into an oven and burned to death because the troops didn't like his cooking. His scream can still be heard through times.
-The ship has its own morgue too (that's just saying, please stay here so we can fill up our morgue faster). Needless to say, it's awfully haunted as well. The ghost of 18-years old crewman, John Pedder can be witness wandering around the place in his blue coveralls just before he was crushed by the door during a practice drill.
-And cabinB340 has been reported of so many disturbance by the visitors that it's no longer rented out.

3. Hotel Del Coronado
4. Crescent Hotel
5. Stanley Hotel
6. Le Pavilion Hotel
7. Heathman Hotel
8. Ramada Plaza Hotel
9. Carolina Inn
10. Sagamore Hotel

Whether if you believe in ghosts or not, I say it's still beneficially to check them out. Keep an open mind because you never know what will happen :)

Just what we need: more Lohans.

We all know the rise and fall of Lindsay Lohan. This 21 years old actress/ singer launched off her craze career at the age of 3. After her first popular movie in 1998 "The Parents Trap," she disappeared in Hollywood. It wasn't until in 2003 her teen flick movie, "Freaky Friday" shot her acting career over the top. From then on, the world cannot get enough of Lindsay Lohan. But after her sex and partying scandals, alcohol and drugs abuse, and fake rehab incidents, this Hollywood star is no longer everyone's favorite. Just like many celebrities who cannot take all that glamors and praise, Lindsay's public life went down the drain.

But when all fails, who will be there to save the day? Mommy!

Dina Lohan- Lindsay's mom, is starting her own reality TV show on E! to set "the record straight." Dina wants to show America the 'real' side of her and the family. Dina comments, “It’s about empowering women to be successful single mothers. About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood. It’s about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids’ dreams. Working is my sole source of income.” The woman knows nothing about being a "successful single mother." Just look how Lindsay turned out.
Dina will destroy her reputation greatly once the show is launched. Attending her son's soccer games and taking her daughter to school will not recover the social damage Lindsay had placed on her family. If Dina cannot even control her daughter, she has no right to be giving tips for other single working mothers. So please, save the embarrassment for Lindsay.

Celebrity love

With all the breaking- ups and random hooking-ups of celebrities, it's hard to take any of their relationships seriously. And with that, media would bring in scandals and rumors. But no matter how outrageous the next rumor would be, the media cannot place the married couple, Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez to another social suicide.
During their latest concert in Los Angeles, Anthony surprised all the fans by dedicating a personal love song to his wife. This gave everyone the impression that Anthony is really faithful to his wife. The couple has been happily married since June 5, 2004. And they managed to stay away from the eyes of the media for awhile now.
During last Friday when the couple had the concert together, Lopez secretly revealed her pregnant status. Even with the loose clothing, fans were still able to detect her round tummy. Lastly Lopez told the crowd, "This is such a special time."
For all you obsessive fans, there's something to ponder about.
I believe the couple will stay strong for awhile. They're a serious Hollywood couple who just wants to keep their personal life to themselves. As I mentioned in my previous blogs when I compared couples Angela Jolie and Brad Pitt with Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, Anthony and Lopez is just as noble to themselves as Pitt and Jolie. Couples like them deserves the respect and time of the fans.

Collapse of High School Musical

Girls flocked to the tv set to see Zac Efron in the first High School Musical on the Disney Channel. He and Ashley Trisdale were the perfect opposites for the movie’s plot. Everyone knew him as the sweet innocent Troy who had a crush on Gabriella. After the second movie “Troy” and “Gabriella” hooked up off screen.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Ann Hudgens were the most talked about couple until….well now. They have been through all the publicity a couple can get and both have their own share of rumors. Vanessa was criticized for her Disney star nudity. Isn’t the epic tale of any “good girl” actress? They always end up with some unwanted pictures going around the world. With these pictures she attracted a whole new audience. Now instead of innocent Disney Channel watchers she has the older kids watching, who are more interested in her body than her character.

Zac Efron has some interesting rumors about himself too. New pictures are suggesting that he recently had a nose job. His “new” nose is skinnier and more Michael Jackson-esk. He went from being a cute tv star to a being obsessed with plastic surgery.

Before&After

You decide. Did he get a nose job?

Needless to say, the two together make quite the popular pair. There was talk of a High School Musical 3, but will the name hold true? Not too many high schoolers I know are getting nose jobs to look like Michael Jackson or have the parents that will let them get surgery.

So why is it that only these two cast members are having such a tough time off the movie set? Could it be that together they make things worse? Thanks to these two I don’t think that High School Musical will ever have the same high school image.

Kid Nation Cries On

Screaming, crying, and arguing are just a few emotions that you will experience on Kid Nation. Imagine sending your 8 year old off to a town where kids the same age or a few years older will be making all the rules and decisions. The town is in the middle of nowhere and the kids are brought from all over the country.


The kids have to take care of themselves because anyone can snap. One of the girls, Taylor, refuses to help with burying the trash so she starts crying her eyes out. Do you honestly want a girl like that under your control? Probably not, but it’s the lucky job of the “town council.” They are a group of elected kids to boss the others around and make their town better, not that it could get any worse. The 'council' kids sound like a bunch of 40 year old men trapped in kids bodies.


The first question is what parent would send their child off to a boot camp of sorts and let them fight things out on national tv. As a parent, I would be embarrassed to send my kid off by his or her self because that seems like just handing off your problem.


Taylor, who has an incredible temper, screams “you’re not my mother.” Well duh, your mom is at home watching you scream and slap people on tv. Talk about a bunch of raging hormones, they are starting younger and younger. All I hear when she talks is blah blah blah. Nothing important ever comes out of any of their mouths. Taylor continues to say that she wants to go home. Well what kid would want to leave their house, parents, toys, and friends to come to a deserted town with a bunch of strangers and lots of dirt?


The show seems like a good idea but what does it teach them really? How much they miss home? Why they still want to be kids and not adults with responsibilities? Needless to say Kid Nation is a Survivor for kids, except that they cry a whole lot more.

Trump helping with your finances?!

Many marital disputes are caused by financial issues, but have no fear Donald Trump is here. He will most likely be hosting a show that helps married couples and young adults with financial trouble. Now Trump is one of the richest men in the world and he is going to give middle class people financing advice.

Trump has hosted shows in the past that show off his money making abilities. He has also written a few books that give advice, "How to Get Rich: Big Deals From the Star of 'The Apprentice'” and "Trump: Think Like a Billionaire." Just because he can write a book about how to “think like a billionaire” he can help people handle money matters that the outcome will matter? If he loses a few thousand dollars he just pulls some more out of savings, but I have a feeling many of the people he will be faced with will have tighter money issues than him.

Twenteth Television is the sponsor of the show who also puts on many others. These shows include “Divorce Court” and “The Office.” First off, everyone knows what happens in a divorce court. Everyone gets mad and the spouses hate each other and want more money or whatever it is. And “The Office” is about the most unpractical office I have ever seen. They do hardly any work and they are always cracking jokes on their boss. They are both a play on real life that is entertaining to the public. I’m not sure that Trump giving out financial advice is funny or practical.

In the end, it is just plain ironic that a billionaire would give advice on this. I think its fine if he wants to play the ‘apprentice’ role because many contestants made out very well after that show because they learned the art or business from “the business” himself. And does Donald Trump even manage his own money, or does he pay someone to do that too?

Big Boys Can Cry Too...

This Sunday I Love New York 2 continued the season where New York had to eliminate 2 more people from her line up of men. This week was a shocker to me, she eliminated "Yours" which wasn't the shock of the episode this man cried.

Now you may think okay big deal, men cry too. Well, the fact of the matter is this man is standing something around 6'3 and easily 250 pounds, if you don't like my prediction check out the picture featured left. This man cried his little heart out when he was eliminated that night. Quite humorous it was like watching a 6'3 250 pound baby cry because it broke a toy and was begging for forgiveness from its momma.

I'm sorry "Yours" but when you cry on national TV in a reality TV competition you are bound to be made fun of. It's not like he's a scrawny little bitch either but that is how he acted. Like a little bitch. Regardless now New York has to continue eliminating boys until she finally finds her man. We will have to wait until next week to see who she has remaining.

Hey if this season doesn’t work out she can always buy bigger boobs and go for an “I Love New York 3” I personally want to see her end up with the midget on the show he’s a bad ass. Also it’s always fun for the underdog to win, so my prediction is that he will make it to the end regardless for TV ratings, and possibly lose at the end. But hey it is still reality “TV” meaning that everything is rigged to keep the shows rating above par.

Until next week bloggers I’ll keep you posted on the whereabouts of New York and my little midget buddy.

Grey's Anatomy back in action

Grey’s Anatomy has definitely hit full swing in the 4th season, and last night’s episode was a thriller. So many things can go wrong when other people get involved in your life.

The infamous love triangle hit their breaking point last night. Callie, who is married to George, found out George had slept with Izzy. No woman ever wants to find out her husband was cheating on her, with a co worker of all people. Callie, with her long black hair and big bad attitude, confronts Izzy. Naturally when a woman twice your size says she “wants to talk,” you assume the worst. So Izzy gets her guns out, well fists, and gets ready to fight Callie. Little does she know she is just going to embarrasses everyone. In the end, everyone loses because they are all pissed at each other and no one wants to actually forgive and forget.

Next, is the longest love story ever told. Everyone wants to know when Meredith is going to take McDreamy. McDreamy confesses his undying love to Meredith and wants to marry her and take her away for a weekend of, hum…well you know. But she obviously has commitment issues because any woman would have taken him, the first time they met in the elevator. But to mix things up, Meredith’s half sister starts working at Seattle Grace, AND she is flirting with McDreamy. Now if I had just met my sister and she was stealing the man I almost wanted to marry I might be mad. The only thing worse would be if he picked Lexy over Meredith!

That wasn’t all the drama for the night. A lady fractured her foot after falling off a stairmaster at the gym. Maybe she should stop reading magazines and watching tv and pay attention to what her feet are doing. Even though she got hurt I’m sure it was amusing for other people at the gym.

Dogs galore

Dogs are pretty much the only sidekick to have these days. All the celebrities have dogs they can carry around and make them look pretty. I should clarify that though, they are mostly female celebrities. Every designer purse has come out with a “doggie bag” to show off little pooches. I don’t know how much time a celebrity spends with his or her show dog outside of awards shows and photo shoots, but Ellen DeGeneres has a different idea about dogs.

She recently adopted a dog from a local shelter and thought it was a good idea. It turns out that there was more of a dogfight than she thought. Iggy, her new dog, was not very fond of those pesky cats. When she realized it she did away with the dog and gave it to her hairstylist!? I usually just give my hairstylist a tip, but a dog works too. Then the agency found out Ellen didn’t have the dog anymore so they took the dog away completely. Did they just put him back up for adoption?

Basically, the whole pet adoption is pointless if you are not allowed to give a dog a good home even when you don’t want him. There are plenty of dogs that don’t necessarily have good homes, but their owner keeps them. And sometimes the most unrealistic dog lovers truly have the best homes, aka Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson. I mean who else would buy their dog a Louie Vuitton?

America's Most Smartest Model

America’s Most Smartest Model, has begun to air all over. Quite an interesting concept it appears the nation wants to break stereotypes about how models are just all looks and no brains. Well good step in the right direction America, yet you seem to not realize it’s a televised show which the producers hand selected to make it as drama filled as possible, or to anger certain audiences. Also there is a money reward at the end for whom ever is the smartest, rather the “most” smartest model. I mean if you you’re trying to break stereotypes in this world, money shouldn’t be an incentive. I mean, making money is a stereotype about America already so way to kill one stereotype by flaunting another.

Well anyways, the fact of the matter is that they perceive these people to have had modeling experience but they are not top notch models by any means. And guess who the “smarts” is being tested by, good ole’ monotone Ben Stein. What a cutie that man is he can lull me to sleep anytime of the day, yet they chose him since he is an alleged genius. I’m sure there are better people that could have hosted it, but I suppose that’s the appeal in our society.

Regardless, the show houses models who claim they are smart a fifty-fifty split of men and women, but this ratio changes as the show progress, eliminations etc. But as they were working to eliminate some of the cast the first episode Ben Stein, the very easily aroused man that he is, decided to keep an ex playboy bunny on the show no matter how ditsy and bad at her job she was.

Granted, she makes for good TV because of her stupidity, but it’s not one in the same I felt that Ben Stein kept her there in order to potentially ask her to repay the favor for letting her stay on the show. I’m not casting judgments, but its hard to tell with a monotone man, his intentions seemed shady to me. Or it could have been the producers, but nonetheless it was a very awkward scene in the opening show.

The Plot was released....

So “A shot at love with Tila Tequila” is now released and not only did she admit on national TV that she was bisexual HER PARENTS DIDN’T EVEN KNOW! Oh my god. How embarrassing that you have to admit a fact on TV in order to receive an insanely big pay check by the end. I feel you Tequila, definitely something I would never to admit to. Not like they aren’t already aware, you may not have admitted to it but how long can you truly hide it?

Regardless she had to eliminate five men and five women this week, the tragedy. Not only that, she revealed the plot of the episode by introducing the lesbians to the heterosexual men. How incredibly awkward for both parties, but now the factor of the battle of the sexes has come into place. Personally I feel the ladies have a much better shot than the men in this competition. Men tend to have to be more so cautious with women not saying this is the case for the men on this TV show… but I’m sure the women, seeing that they are women, know what a woman wants. It’s just kind of a practical know how.

Now also, why do I feel the lesbians have an upper hand in this competition, well lesbians can physically not get another woman pregnant. So if they “fool” around they probably can get away with it much easier than a man ever could.

Don’t get me wrong I believe the men can hold their own in this, but the deck is kind of stacked against them. Ultimately it depends on which way Tila swings in her bisexual endeavor if she is more towards the woman side or the men’s side. Only time will tell until next episode.

Paris doing the "greater good"

The dominate impression of Paris Hilton is a crazy party girl. In my book, she is the queen of all superficials. It's no surprise why most people cannot possibly take her seriously when she announced to the Newsweek magazine that she is leaving her rich and fabulous party life for the 3rd world country in Africa to"bring attention" to the people. She'll be bring attention alright. Hilton also claimed that she will be attending a children's charity "Playing for Good" to a five days charity mission.
There will be cameras documenting her every move. Again, no surprise there.
Hilton told Newsweek that her 23-days jail time basically allowed herself to rejuvenated (if you will) from a partying blond to a Mother Teresa figure. She says, "There are a lot of bad people in L.A. Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties -- it was a fantasy...but when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world."I have two remarks to make regarding her statement. First, I just want to clear the fact that there are not "a lot of bad people in L.A." I have lived in L.A for all my life (until now). I have to admit that it's much hectic than anywhere else, but there are many wonderful people who contribute to society everyday. I, personally, am very offended by her statement. She made it sounds as if L.A is full of criminals.
Secondly, reading from her word choice, I can tell that she is not welling to leave her fanatic partying days behind. Since it was a "fantasy" I'm pretty sure she will have some trouble adjusting her new African lifestyle. I hope she is aware that there are no air conditioned mall there. We all can picture just how Paris Hilton would react to living on a farm (thanks to The Simple Life. I understand that the show was exaggerated, but she did reflected all that snobby characteristics in those news headlines), but imaging her in Africa striving to find that mall would be sweeter.
I mentioned earlier in the entry that she will be recording her five days mission trip. I'm highly skeptical to her purpose of joining the mission. Don't get me wrong, I think the idea is absolutely wonderful. But when Hilton commented about documenting the trip, my brain automatically rejected this charity idea. "I love having everything documented. It shows people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work. There are a lot of misconceptions about me," said Hilton. This made me laugh. We all know she doesn't do charity everyday, and this certainly isn't her everyday lifestyle. I appreciate the fact that she is trying to be a good American citizen, but she might just flattered herself a tad too much.
For all you Paris Hilton defenders out there, I know I might had given Hilton too little credits, but she had already gave the people a mind-set of who she really is. But still, with a positive attitude and an open mind, I'm looking forward to see what will become of her in the future.

Oprah for a day

If you could be anyone, for a day or for life, who would you be? Jennifer Aniston says she would be Oprah. Who wouldn’t want to be Oprah? She says its because her and Oprah “have been pals for some time.” Well I have never met her and I still think it would be pretty awesome to be the richest woman in the world.

Oprah has pretty much everything a girl could dream of. She has a sexy gardener, a house in practically every state, a book club, and a money tree in her front yard. During the holiday season Oprah gives out “a few of her favorite things” to one of her audiences. The difference between her and I, is that she can give 200 of each of those things away like candy and I probably couldn’t afford one of them. However, if I was Oprah, I could have all my favorite things.

Not only does Oprah have a lot of money, but she knows about everyone under the sun. She has met every celebrity to walk Hollywood Boulevard and everyone who couldn’t make it there. It would be amazing to be “pals” with Jennifer Aniston or have psycho Tom Cruise jump over my couch!

Being rich isn’t all fun and games. I could help out with the Make a Wish campaign. I would love to go around and help people by building them new houses and furnishing the entire thing, if it makes them happy. She also helps with Habitat for Humanity which would be a good experience, except does she even use a shovel or hammer?

Oprah’s life seems pretty sweet, but I wouldn’t know what to do with all my money.

Is it Art or just Freak Science?

Technology took a real turn this time.
A 61 years old performance artist shocked the world with his work for art. After spending 10 years searching, he finally found a surgeon from Trent University who is willing to perform this outrageous operation. In 2006, Stelios Arcadious got the ear implanted in his left arm after being grown in the laboratory. What is his reason for the implantation? He believes art "should be more than simply illustrating ideas."
Well he certainly proved his point hasn't he? Is having an ear implanted in the left arm of a human consider as organic art? To some professional artists this might be be case, but I believe for the rest of 99.9% of the population who is "too abstract" for Art , this is simply a freak show.
This isn't the end for Arcadious. He is planning to implant a microphone inside the ear too. He wants people to listen what the ear hears. "It is more of a relief at present than an ear but it is still recognisable as an ear," he said. It's Art people! Try to understand!
Now, looking back in history the world has faced a decent amount of obsessive artists: Van Dough's rage for art resulted him amputate his ear, Jackson Pollocks million dollars random splats of paint, Michael Duchamp's "Fountain" (it's basically an upside down urinal. These types of unusual ideas were famous during the Contemporary Era), and many more. Since I took an art history class last year, I was introduced to many fanatic artists. I remember this one photo I saw of an artist crawling on top of an canvas while covering in paint. It was Art...because the book says so. It's true that artists are known to push boundaries, but there is a limit for boundaries. Physically mutate yourself with a third ear in the arm is NOT the way to go.
Society really needs to set boundaries to Art. If not, another fanatic artist might start to amputate human body parts, staple them on canvas, splat some paint and would call it Art.

Celeberity 'Yikes' Fashion

We have all seen some pretty outrageous outfits, but the celebrities are gearing up for what should be the best Halloween yet!

Maureen McCormick is our first ‘ghoul’. Thanks to Go Fug Yourself we see “Marcia” with some great purple tights on. I’m not sure if she was going for the Daphne from Scooby Doo look or not, but she is pretty purple. However hideous they are they do match the black and purple dress quite well. From the waist up you’d think she was a regular well-dressed lady with her pearls and white collar and black cardigan, but when you get the whole picture….well, enough said.

Kristen Bell is also gearing up for the big day. She is going to be a black and white cake. The ruffles just send the outfit over the top. Its hard to tell if there is actually even a body under there. Go Fug Yourself author actually compares her to a Barbie, which is quite generous.

Shannyn Sossamon is on the tv show Cavemen, but proves that Halloween is a time for what you truly want to be. She has decided to be an old fashion Cinderella. She’s got the shimmery baby blue dress and white top with her silver shoes, however; the waist is incredibly high and the sleeves are straight from the 80’s. She even has a scary Halloween face. The only thing left to do is lose her shoe and ride off in a pumpkin.

Did you know they even have Halloween in Australia? Doris Younane is an actress there and she has picked a great outfit too. It doesn’t have just one name it is more of a mishmash of things she pulled out of her closet. She combined her hippy shirt with her middle school jean jacket that has cool faux fur on it. And the pants….she always carries a map with her.

Needless to say, Halloween has never been just for kids.

Dorm pranks gone bad

I decided readers needed a good laugh this week so I went to youtube.com and searched for college dorm pranks. You wouldn’t believe what I found.

So you thought college was just studying and partying? Well that might be true but why not make your fellow dorm mates lives heck along the way? Dorm pranks will give you a great laugh. You suddenly see dressers, mattresses, and dirty laundry being hauled out of a room. Some college guys think its ok to leave their door unlocked but their friends prove them wrong. Every single item from their room was taken across the hall to the pranksters’ room. Imagine the shock on their face when they got back and everything was gone. If I was them I would be pretty peeved, but thinking that revenge was sweeter.


If you’re not up for heavy lifting there are plenty of pranks for you too. At one college the

Lohan 'Sobered'

Lindsay Lohan is finally out of rehab and says, “It was a sobering experience.” Well I hope it was because that’s why you went to rehab in the first place Lindsay. Obviously she needed to go because her life was just passing her by. When you get arrested twice and out of those two times you have possession of cocaine two times, its time to get help. Its great that she actually went through with the treatment because a lot of people, in general, don’t even make it that far. The real question is will she really stay sober?

At the end of MSN’s story Lohan says that she apologizes to her fans that look up to her. Should she really have to apologize for something like this? Young fans don’t understand why mom let them watch Lindsay Lohan when she was in the Parent Trap, but not when she is being arrested and sent to jail. Disappointed fans come in large numbers when celebrities get wrapped up in their stardom. While the practical answer is to just think of your fans’ reactions all the way along its not what happens. Celebrities look out for themselves first, as most of us do, and that’s when fans’ opinions can get pushed aside.

Then &Now

Lohan also blames her behavior on her parents’ divorce. I know life as a celebrity is hard, but making excuses and blaming your parents really isn’t the answer. The biggest step in recovering is realizing that it was your own fault.

Lohan also plans to stay in Utah for a while to “recover”, which is probably a good idea since its impossible to stay out the paparazzi’s camera in Los Angeles. Its hard to live a normal life, or at least sober one, when you’re partying all the time and living the glamorous life.

When will obesity not be looked at as loserish?

As I mentioned last week about the show the “Biggest Loser” completely going over the top in perpetuating the fact that society can no longer accept anyone who is over a certain weight capacity, I began to wonder when will it stop? How skinny are we going to emphasize this fact? What is a healthy weight?


These questions will never be answered. Society continues to the raise the bar about fitness yet lowering the “normal” weight to excruciating levels of unhealthiness. I don’t know about you bloggers but I feel if you are between the weight of 120-160 at an average height 5’3-5’9 you are at a healthy weight and shouldn’t try to go over the top and get yourself to an unnatural weight like many of the celebrities.


Its complete bullshit what society does to women, it continues to drive them insane. They feel they do not belong in society anymore or they need to go to extreme measures in order to fulfill their role in society. Be pencil thin able to attract any man. Where as, woman, you should rather focus on your confidence and get over the insecurities. This is what society should perpetuate. Even the thinnest of people are consistently insecure.


This should never be the case. We being a part of the United States, need to stop being so judgmental and watching various television shows, especially the reality shows I mention, it is very rare to find a overweight contestant. It tends to be big busted, big assed, thin women. This is what society tells us is attractive. Not only is it utilized in certain casting, its all over billboard commercials. Can you name the last time you saw an overweight individual advertising anything other than a “Weight LOSS” remedy?

I bet this would be quite difficult I know I couldn’t name any. That’s the world we live in and I will get in to finer detail later this week folks. Until then.

Tila Tequila you just keep expanding...

For all of you that don't have a myspace or follow any of those online type communities may or may not have heard of Tila Tequila, who became an overnight sensation through Myspace. She now has more than 1.5 million friends, and has used this website to become famous with her clothing line singing and persona. As of late she has received a contract to do a reality TV show with MTV.



“A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila,” takes a whole new spin on the world of reality dating shows. Tila is a bisexual and she has chosen 16 girls and 16 guys to compete for her love. The catch is the lesbians don’t know about the straight guys and vis versa. This is very different then most TV shows that I’ve seen, and on top of that I would have never expected a Myspace person to make it to main stream TV.


16 Lesbians, 16 Straight guys all in one house should prove to be quite the entertaining experience for us viewers… and for those that have strange fantasies about bisexual love this is for YOU! No offense, but I personally watch this for the entertainment value because this is not just a battle for her heart but also a competition between the sexes. Who actually has more game? A man or a woman? We will have to see when this launches on October 9th on MTV.


Best of luck to you Tila, though I do feel you’re just trying to make more money because I’m sure you’re not nearly making enough income through your singing career, clothing line, and the appearance on playboy.com. Well hopefully this proves to be an entertaining experience, until next time bloggers I will report the happenings of the first episode along with an inside scoop of what I feel is funny, quote worthy, or worth even mentioning. Until then bloggers.

Ruining all the fun

There is a 60-year old lady with gray hair, a cane, and a pretty purple handbag talking to your grandma, seems innocent right? Wrong. She is really a he and his mission is to eat ten pieces of wedding cake and steal at least five gifts before making a quick exit.

You thought Wedding crashers was just a movie? Wrong. The movie actually came to life for two real life couples. A women and young girl were seen at an Idaho wedding. The bride and groom did not recognize them, but dismissed the idea of anything bad. The “guests” cut the wedding cake themselves and managed to devour half of it before anyone realized. They posed for pictures and participated in guest activities like they belonged. However, when it came time for presents-there were none. The mysterious guests swiped all the gifts on their way out. They were reported and spotted again the very next day. They were caught using stolen gift cards from another wedding.

Needless to say, they set themselves up. Wedding crashing is usually in good humor, but when taken to the extremes it becomes a serious problem. Can you imagine someone cutting your cake before you got to shove it in your spouse’s face? That is what every couple looks forward to when it comes to wedding cake. Everyone is always up for a good time and usually at weddings guests can come, eat, and leave without being noticed.

Sounds like these crashers were trying a little too hard to fit in. When the guests walked out with all your gifts wouldn’t you notice? If I was a guest at the wedding I’d say, “Hey there goes your blender.” Wedding gifts are the best way to start married life in a new house, so how do you stop them from walking away? Do you have to have a list at the door and make your guests show ID? I think weddings are getting a little out of hand. When you invite more than 200 or 300 people you’re bound to have uninvited guests, so choose your invitees wisely.

Next time you go to a wedding to get presents, make sure it’s your own because you never know where you will end up!

Somebody sued Satan?

Let's take a break from criticizing about celebrities' crazy lifestyle and take a look at what's going on in the real world.

"The Michigan Supreme Court has agreed to review a sex assault case involving allegations against a local pastor, and the devil."- www.clickondetroit.com

That's right! This is one of the great aspect about living in America, and that is: you can sue just about anyone, or in this case, anything.
The story starts with a woman who prosecuted of a 55- year old pastor of Evangel Christian Church in Roseville, Michigan. Gennaro Piscopo was convicted of fourth- degree sexual assault (physical or mental assault of someone 15 age or under who was too weak to defend themselves) when he preformed an exorcism on her. Although this may be the case, Piscopo's attorney, George Michaels claimed that of the 100 and more people who witnessed, they all said it appropriate for the pastor to touch the girl while preforming the exorcism.

Just who is exactly telling the truth?

The woman also claimed that she "had been raped by a demon, and sexually assaulted by Satan" who was living at her attic during the period of her exorcism. It also turned out that the girl was also sexually abused by her father before this case, and he also is a minister. This piece of evidence would be important to the girl's validity to Piscopo's case, but it was overlooked.
The pastor is now on probation. The Michigan Supreme Court has yet to decide if he would get a new trial.
Just exactly what happened? Was the woman hallucinating? Did the Pastor secretly touched her during the exorcism and the witnesses just overlooked at it? Was the woman mentally traumatized and mistaken part of the ritual as 'rape' after the incident she experienced with her father? Or did the Devil really "sexually assaulted" her?
I'll leave an open ending to this topic. Regardless of what kind of religious belief you have, keep in mind that anything is possible.

Bret you finally picked one

For those of you who don't know, this Sunday was the season finally of "The Rock of Love" where Bret finally chose which woman he would like to date. This may sound simple enough but Bret, the little horny man he is, before he eliminated one of the women he asked, "Is there any way that both of you could be my girlfriend?" Quite the proposal Bret.



Though this seems out of the ordinary Heather, the 31 year old stripper,(pictured in the yellow dress on the left) was all for it. Anything to win her man; whereas Jess, the 23 year old hair stylist,(pictured in the black dress on the right) said she would not be willing to share a man that she loved. Moral of the story because of Jess saying no to this Bret had to actually chose one. It was so climactic, though if you kept with the shoe you pretty much could have guessed that Heather would have been eliminated. This is because about three episodes ago, it was between Brandi M, a much younger stripper, and Heather. Bret was about to eliminate Heather when, OH NO! Brandi eliminated herself. Why did I just tell you this random story... Well it was because it was inevitable for Heather to be eliminated.

Though now that Bret has finally chosen the girl he would like to continue dating you think VH1 has closed off the show. You’re wrong if you think this. Because what is a reality show without a Reunion special.

We will just need to see if Jess stays with Bret. If you watch VH1 Reunion specials you should know there is always a crazy twist. For example, in I Love New York, which the new season is about to start, during her reunion she ended up getting dumped by the man SHE picked. Silly Tango tried to be a bad ass with that break up comment. But that is a different story which we may get into later.

For now this is the update on Bret and his “Rock of Love” until next week I’ll let you know how that reunion goes.

Poor boys

Britney Spears lost custody to her two boys? Well, we all saw that coming didn't we? It amazes me that Britney would still continue her irresponsible behaviors knowing that she could put her children in danger. "Spears, 25, has been charged with misdemeanor driving without a valid license and hit-and-run following a fender-bender in a store parking lot on Aug. 6," writes Ken Lee from People's magazine. In my opinion, I'm glad that Britney lost the custody, but as to who she lost it to, I think it just worsen the situation. The two boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James, are now in the "care" of Kevin Federline. First, I believe Federline knows the least about babysitting. As shown from the previous relationship with Britney, it would be save to say that the boys are in danger under the care of Federline.
My solution for this whole fiasco is to put the boys for adoption. Why not give the boys the life that they actually deserve? Take a look at Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's kids. They're responsible enough to handle them. They protect the kids away from media and restrict themselves from inappropriate behaviors. That is exactly what celebrity families need to do. Maybe that Britney isn't mature enough understand the value of family, or maybe she's just a careless character, but whatever the case might be, she's just not getting it.
Kids often reflects the shadows of their parents. Growing up under the public eyes is already strong enough to damage their moral values (take Michael Jackson for example), but this can be prevented if celebrity kids are raised in a proper family. As much as we all love to entertainments, I doubt that anyone is heartless enough to see Britney's two boys be mentally tortured.
Whatever the turnout might be, I wish the best for the boys. This issue should be settled while they're still young. And the media should grow a heart and leave the boys alone.

Wal-Mart loves bored teenagers!

I have decided to take you to Wal-Mart in this blog. You always hear about the funniest things to do in Wal-Mart because the store is so big you can get away with a lot. I’m here to show you some of the pranks and stunts performed in Wal-Mart. Now there is no caution warning on this so if it looks good go ahead and give it a try!

First, those annoying intercoms are always paging people. However, a few guys decided to page their moms on the intercoms. One of them continually pages for his mom to come meet him at the front of the store. Even though mom never comes I’m sure people were curious. I personally would have thought it was funny, but probably unrealistic because no one would accidentally call their mom over the intercom. However, a few guys decided to sing in one Wal-Mart. Baby Got Back was their song of choice. It is pretty funny to just hear someone start singing, almost a full out sing-like in the shower when you think no one can hear.

What would you do if a larger man walked by you while you were shoppping and just startecd farting? Would you laugh or would you and try to contain yourself because you were in a public place? All of these pranks present very good questions, but you don’t know how you’d react until you were actually in that situation.

There is nothing more embarrassing than the alarm going off as you walk out of store. If you think this sounds appealing, all you have to do is bring an old magnetic strip and a magnet with you to Wal-Mart. Apparently if you rub a magnet over the already used barcode about 30 times and it will reactivate the barcode. Then stick it to the bottom of a shopping cart, an item in someone’s cart, or a person. When they walk out the store the alarm will go off and everyone will be clueless as to what caused it, makes for a pretty embarrassing exit.

If you don't feel like playing such a public prank you can try out a few of these top things to do in Wal-Mart:
*Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”
*Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking
*While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are
These are just a few. I'm sure you have come up with your own favorites!

So next time you are bored head over to Wal-Mart and try out those mad prankster skills, but if you get caught, that’s your own fault.