Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Wal-Mart loves bored teenagers!

I have decided to take you to Wal-Mart in this blog. You always hear about the funniest things to do in Wal-Mart because the store is so big you can get away with a lot. I’m here to show you some of the pranks and stunts performed in Wal-Mart. Now there is no caution warning on this so if it looks good go ahead and give it a try!

First, those annoying intercoms are always paging people. However, a few guys decided to page their moms on the intercoms. One of them continually pages for his mom to come meet him at the front of the store. Even though mom never comes I’m sure people were curious. I personally would have thought it was funny, but probably unrealistic because no one would accidentally call their mom over the intercom. However, a few guys decided to sing in one Wal-Mart. Baby Got Back was their song of choice. It is pretty funny to just hear someone start singing, almost a full out sing-like in the shower when you think no one can hear.

What would you do if a larger man walked by you while you were shoppping and just startecd farting? Would you laugh or would you and try to contain yourself because you were in a public place? All of these pranks present very good questions, but you don’t know how you’d react until you were actually in that situation.

There is nothing more embarrassing than the alarm going off as you walk out of store. If you think this sounds appealing, all you have to do is bring an old magnetic strip and a magnet with you to Wal-Mart. Apparently if you rub a magnet over the already used barcode about 30 times and it will reactivate the barcode. Then stick it to the bottom of a shopping cart, an item in someone’s cart, or a person. When they walk out the store the alarm will go off and everyone will be clueless as to what caused it, makes for a pretty embarrassing exit.

If you don't feel like playing such a public prank you can try out a few of these top things to do in Wal-Mart:
*Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”
*Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking
*While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are
These are just a few. I'm sure you have come up with your own favorites!

So next time you are bored head over to Wal-Mart and try out those mad prankster skills, but if you get caught, that’s your own fault.

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